12/29/04 In two hours I leave for the beach, and won’t be back until Sunday. Be nice! {7}

“[In Christmas] nothin’ says love like weapons under the tree.”

   — rev.z3n, in Oc shoutbox {0}

Least Popular Baby Names for 2004. {0}

What’s wrong with this picture? ptr el hector {3}

Go Kermit! ptr Kitta {2}

12/28/04 “I remember when (oYo) was considered NSFW”

   — Norville Barnes, on Fark {0}

Comprehensive list of ASCII cows. Man, this brings back memories. {0}

What Crappy Gift Are You?. I’m a losing lottery ticket. “Full of hope and promise. But in the end, a cheap letdown.” ptr kari {3}

Interesting development in online social networks: There is now a Profanity Blacklist user in Slashdot. The dude uses the friend/foe system to allow people the filtering of profane motherfuckers. {0}

New Lightboxing match at Veer! Lebeda vs Waferbaby. I lurve these things. {0}

Child’s Play Part II. Watch as little fuckers diss your favorite games from childhood! {0}

12/27/04 The 100 oldest dot com domains. The mind boggles. {0}

Death toll from Asian quake tops 23,300. Damn. {1}

12/26/04 BodyBowling (swf) Very addictive game. {0}

The Face of Tomorrow. Very interesting photographic project. {2}

12/24/04 The Graphing Calculator Story. Very interesting account of a true skunkworks project at Apple. {0}

Yugoslavia’s fake Mexican music from the 50’s. This is thoroughly awesome. Check out the sample mp3’s on the album pages. {1}

Gingerbread Kama Sutra. Between this and the goatse cookies, I’m starting to notice a trend. Perverts… ptr boing boing {0}

The twelve Days of Crunch Time. A poem. Seasonal. {0}

There’s a new Frank Miller’s Sin City Trailer (qt) out, and this time Apple is doing the hosting, so it will stay. Enjoy! ptr xor {1}

12/23/04 Goatse cookies. These are thoroughly revulsive. Word of advice: If you don’t get it, don’t try to ptr Salamastre {0}

12/22/04 Dull Knife, at Witt and Wisdom, is one of the funniest stories I’ve read in a long time. {0}

Yoko Ikeno Illustration. Great style. ptr Kitta {0}

12/21/04 “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” due July 16. Just two days after my birthday! Woo! {0}

Dingo snack t-shirt. “The dingo ate your baby”… heh. ptr Bianca {0}

Sarcasm point. I love it¡ ptr rev.z3n {0}

12/20/04 Poodle aerobics (wmv) I am scarred for life… ptr boing boing {0}

For word lovers. Contains such gems as “Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease.” {0}

Crystal Corner Bar. I’d love to meet the designer who did this one. I’d buy him a beer. {4}

Threatmeter shirts. Gotta love those captions. “Terror is rampant like a rhino running! Stop the rhino!!!!!!” {0}

12/18/04 Castor (mpeg) Great ad from a Colombian cookie company (Spanish) {1}

Go Harvard. An awesome prank pulled by Yale against Harvard fans. Too bad they lost. {0}

12/17/04 I don’t know about you, but I always get some voyeuristic pleasure out of looking at other sites’ stats. So, for those interested, here are Overcaffeinated’s statistics. If you want to know what a real site’s stats look like, check out Boing Boing’s stats. For shame!! {0}

Without further ado, I give you Fire (qt) and Snow (qt) ‘Tis the season to be silly! Tralalala laaa… lala la laaaa… {0}

So, you got a chest skin graft on your leg, right? So you grow a nipple… What do you do? Have it pierced and show the world! of course… {0}

Return of a “beautiful mind”. Interesting interview with John Nash. {0}

12/16/04 Superhero dayjobs. A Worth1000 photoshop contest. {0}

Earthsea in Clorox. Ursula K. Le Guin’s response to the butchering of her books. {2}

I will survive (qt) Sung by an alien. ptr Luna {1}

The Firefox NYT ad just ran, and is quite a sight to behold (Also in PDF format) {0}

Let’s start the day off on a good note. Here, have a flying dog. Cuuute! {0}

12/15/04 It’s a Wonderful Life in 30 seconds. Reenacted by bunnies. Ritalin… is bad, kids ptr Chris {0}

Batman Begins trailer (qt/wmv) Woo!!! {0}

All about my free bleeding. Seriously. I’m like… the Dr. Livingstone of PMS {0}

Don’t ask how, but I’ve recently been made aware of the existence of alternative menstrual management products. I’m utterly flabbergasted by The DivaCup and The Keeper. Female hygiene is a dreadful, horrid, mystery-filled world… {6}

Pierced Eyeglasses. They’re glasses… hooked up to a bridge piercing. Genius! So that’s how Morpheus did it… {1}

Female soldier stationed in Iraq takes naked pictures of herself to send home, fails to delete them properly (nsfw) ‘Cause we all know how these things have a tendency of never making it into the internet… (Very nsfw, kind of hardcore-ish) {4}

12/14/04 Googlism: what is a clitoris? “A clitoris is not a little penis” Contemporary wisdom… {0}

Sensitive Subject: A Valentine’s Day reminder. Ok, I’m making this Clitoris day. Because we all know it deserves a day of its very own. {3}

Don’t ignore the clitoris. Good advice on a shirt. ptr el hector {0}

12/13/04 Ten (qt) Wherein one man breaks all ten commandments before breakfast. {0}

This Pacman 256-level bug “ending” shirt is the very embodiment of 80’s nostalgia. I want it. {0}

Warning signs that your child is Masturbating. Stop the madness! Will someone think of the children?? ptr el hector {0}

20Q.net. The program guesses what you’re thinking of in 20 questions or less. It guessed my coffee cup alright. ptr Salamastre {8}

12/12/04 Google suggest beta makes suggestions as you type. {0}

Roads Gone Wild. It turns out that deregulating streets makes them safer. Who’da thunk? ptr Kitta {0}

12/10/04 “Women need a reason to have sex — men just need a place.”

   — Billy Crystal {0}

This succesion of photos has to be seen to be believed. It is most amusing. {0}

Since we’re on the topic of CSI and totally plausible technologies shown therein, I though you might get a kick out of this b3ta contest entry, which answers the question of how things would be if hollywood technology were real. {0}

Cute link of the week: Baby Polar Bears ptr b3ta {0}

The trailer for House of Flying Daggers (qt) is, simply put, fucking awesome TO THE MAX! Zhang Yimou is practically forcing imported DVD’s down my throat. {3}

The trailer for Tim Burton’s new Willy Wonka movie is out, and it’s looking great. If anyone can pull this off, it’s Johnny Depp. {0}

12/09/04 Road Rage Cards are just plain awesome. I want them! {0}

I’ve always thought Donald Duck was a fucking madma… (er… duck). What I didn’t know is that he’s a pedophile pervert too. {2}

Weird photos from recent news. Includes the infamous “Jesus will save you” lion redeemer ptr godspeed {0}

12/08/04 Since we’re on the topic of Christmas bukkake, take a look at this vodfone ad, which clearly conveys a message. Don’t know what message that is, but there’s something there… {1}

Half Life Saga Story Guide. Exquisitely designed timeline that chronicles the whole story of Half Life so far. {0}

kill the lolcity plzthnks (fl) This is how we made movies back in my time, kids. ptr rev.z3n {0}

12/07/04 Purple Hearts. Photos and stories of soldiers who haven’t come back whole from Iraq. {0}

Are you an american tired of being harrassed overseas becaue of your country’s policies? Worry not! Go Canadian! Hopefully this won’t unleash another shitfest like the “Sorry everybody” thread did… {2}

Monster Farming. Genetic research is turning ugly. ptr rev.z3n {0}

Behold the horror that is Acne Cream White Trash Britney!. And if you found that too horrifying, here, take a look at Paris Hilton’s stubble for good measure. Shouldn’t there be, like, a vagina there? ptr Kitta {2}

12/06/04 The Rasterbator is a web service which creates huge, rasterized images from any picture. The rasterized images can be printed and assembled into extremely cool looking posters up to 20 meters in size. ptr Sosa {0}

First Lines You Never Want To Hear. Contains such beauties as: “I have to go back to the hospital in the morning, but tonight is all ours” ptr el hector {0}

Remember how the “Mother of the Matrix” was hinted at in Revolutions but never revealed? Well, as it turns out, her name is Sophia Stewart and she wrote the original Matrix story, which the Wachowski brothers proceeded to steal. Nothing is sacred anymore… {1}

Cartoon Skeletal Systems Cute. ptr boing boing {0}

FOUND Magazine. Collecting glimpses of someone else’s life. ptr rev.z3n {0}

12/03/04 This version of The White Stripes’ “7 Nation army”, sung by 13-year old Oscar Scizier and his band, “Ye Olde Fighting Cocks”, is thoroughly, completely awesome. ptr b3ta {0}

Bouncing boobs!. This is what the internet is for (Mostly work safe) {0}

Celebrity Sex Dolls (nsfw) {0}

“A busstation is where a bus stops. A trainstation is where a train stops…
… I have a workstation.”

   — Leon’s .sig, on /. {0}

Buddy Christ dashboard statue. If anyones out there is undecided on what to give me for Christmas… Well… {0}

Kiduage. On current slang. Wooka. {0}

12/02/04 Man legally changes name to ‘They’. They pisses off grammarians. They should know better. {2}

“How to remember loose:
Cindy is losing her anal virginity today. Her asshole will be very loose.

Get it?”

   — Pxtl, in /. comment. {0}

This is wrong on oh, so many levels… ptr el hector {0}

This Optical eavesdropping method is every bit as cool as Van Eck phreaking. {0}

The Graphic Stylings of Ken Jennings. The dude’s got a flair for style. {1}

12/01/04 What dog breed are you? (click on “Game”) I’m “Dogue de Bordeaux” (the flappy one who was in ‘Turner and Hooch’ with Tom Hanks) {5}

Se habla espanol. The guy who makes your dinner is not an Emeril or Mario Battalia waxing ecstatically about herbs and oils, engaging in something close to foreplay as they lovingly prepare your entrée, Mr Yuppie. It’s a mexican guy hoping for the end of his shift. ptr Kottke {1}

Happy birthday Luna!! Have a blast, girl =) {1}

Lovely movie quotes type treatment. Found at Cameron’s screen grab confab. {0}

16 year old has mom killed, posts about it in her Livejournal. Criminal mastermind if I’ve ever seen one. {0}