11/30/04 Make your own lava lamp, probably blow yourself up in the process. {0}

Gamebutton Arcade. Games inside a button. {0}

Rejoice in the awesomeness that is Fly Guy (fl) ptr rev.z3n {0}

11/29/04 RoboDump 1.0. The next step in practical jokes. ptr Dalibor Kezele {0}

Answering my own question (God forbid we get some actual work done here), the pack names are called Collective nouns, and both Wikipedia and e2 have a veritable deluge of useless info on them. Don’t you love the interweb? {0}

Godspeed’s Animated Backgrounds are truly… hideously… mesmerizing Warning: Eye burnination may ensue. ptr Bianca {0}

Clinton’s psychic squad contacted Loch Ness Monster telepathically, found out it was just dinosaur ghost. And no, this is not a joke news item. It’s part of the US army’s psy-ops investigations. Tinfoil hats, anyone? {2}

Lion eats livestock, farmers eat lion. Did you know a pack of lions is called a “pride”? Amusing. Know any other interesting pack names? {6}

11/26/04 EU’s tobacco warnings are quite gross. You know, I’d be tempted to smoke if we had these, just for the shock value… ptr el hector {5}

11/25/04 Dancing Autobot (mpeg) Awesome ad. {1}

Radiohead’s Creep (fl) in a great animation. ptr Ian {0}

Foosball video (wmv) Awesome technique. ptr Carlos {0}

The Tokyo drainage system looks like something out of HL2. {1}

This Slashdot comment provides the lyrics to “In the Mood”, one of John Valby’s Dirt Poems. Seasonal… {0}

11/24/04 Image Analogies. Very interesting research on Image processing. ptr Salamastre {0}

Running Machine (wmv) Funny! (now linking to actual video) ptr Godspeed {0}

The japanese have a sexy version of Ronald McDonald (wmv) advertising McTomatoes. ptr JErm {0}

11/23/04 PowerPuff Girls Doujinshi. Awesome style, bringing together the whole Cartoon Network cast. ptr el hector {1}

11/22/04 Ah, L’Amour (wmv) A short film. ptr el hector {0}

Layer comps in Photoshop CS. One of those useful features you never find out about. ptr Simplebits {0}

Molatar’s furry gospel site “This site is dedicated to spreading the Gospel in the werewolf and furry communities” So… fucking… lame!! {3}

JFK Reloaded. Experience the assassination from Oswald’s perspective. Call me paranoid, but I don’t buy the lone gunman theory. ptr boing boing {26}

The Eliica is an electric car that is faster than a Porsche 911 turbo, and sexy as hell ptr Peter {0}

11/19/04 Yet another Cosplay gallery When I grow up, I want to be japanese… ptr boing boing {1}

2004’s 10 most dangerous toys. These things keep pussyfying. Back in my day, a toy was not considered dangerous unless you could gut a buffalo with it! {0}

Fark Photoshop of a farker’s WWII nazi-fighting dad. Scroll down to Peteykins’s entry for true awesomeness. {0}

Today is the last prereg discount day for SXSW interactive. I just registered, and I need to know: Anyone live in the Austin area? Care to help a poor, cheap web dude? Or, if you’re going, want to bunk up for a hotel room? Comment here. {0}

11/18/04 What alcoholic drink are you? I am Sex on the Beach. “When it comes to drinking, you like it to go down smooth […] you’re proud to get drunk on fruity, girly drinks” I’m not sure they got me right, I’m more of a beer person. ptr Gustavo {5}

Hacking your way out of writer’s block. I use the “write crap” method a lot. And then I… um… discard it… yess {1}

When your co-worker is away ptr Kitta {3}

11/17/04 More vintage Lois Lane comic covers. This stuff is so awesome. {0}

“What if they threw an attention whore party and nobody came?”

   — Colgate, in Fark thread {0}

AOL admits 40% of subscribers don’t have computers “AOL became aware as early as 2001 that a substantial portion of its subscribers had no idea what a computer was, much less how to use one.” Do I really need to add anything? {0}

Awesome way to fold a shirt (fl) Sometimes I think the sole purpose of the japanese is to provide weird content for the intarweb. {2}

Time to come clean: I’m a closet Racing Frog trainer. Gary, my underachiever frog, has this to say about his failures: “I gave myself a good ribbitting to when I got up this morning. From now on I’m going to try harder…”. I’m going to train his ass into oblivion. ptr Kitta {7}

11/16/04 Right-wing moralists get FCC to censor Saving Private Ryan, because it contains at least 20 ‘f’ words and 12 ‘s’ words. To people from the US: Welcome to Bush’s America, please leave common sense at the door. My personal opinion is that they should ‘f’ them up the ‘s’ whilst relentlessly bellowing the most repellent profanity known to man. {1}

You may remember the Boyfriend arm pillow, and how I presented it as evidence that girls were just as pathetic as us men. Well, as usual, I stand corrected, by none other than the Girlfriend’s lap pillow. I blame the Japanese… {2}

Lois Lane: Black for one day. Awesome vintage comic. ptr boing boing {0}

11/15/04 If you haven’t already, you owe it to yourself to check out the Bmwfilms. They’re quite nifty. {0}

Cost of War. Very insightful. ptr Mishka {0}

Cory Doctorow’s latest story, Anda’s Game, is up at Salon, and it’s quite entertaining. {0}

X-E’s classic review of the most disturbing movie ever made. This thing will molest your eyes and ears, and if you get a hold of a copy you must rip it and share for our collective joy. {1}

11/12/04 Monster Party. The most quotable game in history. {0}

Common Errors in English. Purty interesting. ptr Salamastre {0}

Optical Illusion Dragon. Check out the video. It’s quite creepy. {3}

“You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do.”

   — Saige’s .sig, on /. {0}

51% Bush + 48% Kerry = One scary-looking mofo ptr hezkybel {0}

11/11/04 Bartender Tammy. The sentient chicken was never this sexy. “smooch” is rapidly becoming one of my favorites. ptr Luna {23}

Internet history in the making: Slashdot’s 10000000th post, which, fittingly, was made by “ObviousGuy”, a hacked account and says “I don’t get it”. {0}

Oc discussion on Bush’s election (40+ cmts.) and the “Sorry Everybody” site. Relinked for flame fanning, because I love pissing people off. {0}

Lightsaber making instructions, and rev.z3n’s very own lightsaber. He has also promised us a sneak peek of his fan film which will feature this. Ok, he hasn’t, but he will {1}

Copywriting update: Apostrophes need not abstain. Plural acronyms like CD’s are acceptable. ptr X-Wes {0}

Cockolada: For the discerning woman who wants to drink from a penis. Look, there are even little white splotches all over the site! How quaint! {0}

11/10/04 It’s YMCA!… in Cantonese (props X-Wes)… sung by Skeletor… Now, if that’s not a recipe for success, I don’t know what is. {2}

I just read Dan Brown’s “Angels & Demons” (formulaic, trite, fucking horrible) and it led me to the interesting Ambigram art of John Langdon. {0}

Oddball experiments. Contains such gems as “Feeding Prozac to Clams” and “Dangers of farting cows” {1}

New ICANN rules make domain hijacking easier. If you have a domain name, I suggest you check with your provider to see if there’s a way to lock it. GoDaddy does it. {0}

11/09/04 Cross browser image fade-ins without Flash, at Clagnut. {0}

The Sweater Project. In the immortal words of Jack Black in High Fidelity: “It’s a Cosby sweater! A Cossssby sweater!! ptr boing boing {0}

Jabberwocky. {2}

Where the Wild Things Are. A classic. {0}

The Real da Vinci Code. Very interesting article in Wired about Da Vinci’s robots. Is there anything the man didn’t invent? {0}

Firefox is GO!. 1.0 is here. Get it while it’s hot! If the mainpage is slow you can go to the FTP server directly. {0}

11/08/04 When my cat sits on the kitchen counter, is its bunghole touching the counter or is there some kind of furry thing keeping it off? Deep Farking questions make for funny threads. {0}

“What’s the best thing about having sex with 29-year olds?

There’s 20 of them.”

   — Banky the Hack, commenting on Fark thread {0}

History of the Mini Cooper. Still can’t afford one… {0}

Hi-Res Aerial Photo of Disneyland. Quite amazing. {0}

Best Gig Ever. The Improv Everywhere crew does it again. {0}

11/07/04 Hegre casting call (nsfw) I usually don’t link this kind of stuff, but there’s something about a bunch of polaroids with bad lighting and lusterless posing that just gets to me. It’s… kitschy {2}

Samorost (fl) Cool, weird game. {0}

11/05/04 Which File Extension Are You?. I’m .html You are versatile and improving but you do have your limits. When you work with amateurs it can get quite ugly {7}

Cars trailer (qt) Schweet! {0}

The Sad Song by Fredo Viola (qt) Lovely montage ptr b3ta {0}

Canada 2.0. The new US distribution. {0}

Marry An American Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape. ptr Kitta {0}

Sorry Everybody.com. The smarter half of America apologizes for the recent election results. ptr rev.z3n {48}

11/04/04 Episode 3 trailer (qt) No Jar-jar in sight, so all’s well so far. {0}

10 things the Chinese do better. Interesting stuff there. {1}

No one suspects the butterfly. Marvel at its confusion! {0}

Mario Quilt. Lovely. ptr boing boing {0}

Copywriting tip: No apostrophes. ptr Cameron {2}

11/03/04 Herbicide resistant coca plant. Engaging article at Wired. {6}

By now, everyone knows this: Bush wins, Kerry concedes. A truly disappointing turn of events. And we get another 4 years of putting up with that psychopath. Crap. {0}

“HAHAHA, you believed him, AHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL IN THE ROFLCOPTER WITH LOLLERSKATES ON”

   — .Transmit, in HL Fallout forum. {0}

11/02/04 First human male pregnancy. What’s he going to do? Shit the baby? ptr Kitta {7}

Ashlee Simpson Karaoke Edition iPod. {0}

Although a lot of people did crazy shit this halloween, I think good old Jeff Croft takes the prize for his Catwoman costume. You read that right. Jeff. Catwoman. The goggles!! They do nothing!! {0}

11/01/04 Great Fark thread on farkette’s coworker ceiling panel secret stash o’ stuff. Poll time! What’s your secret spot at work? What do you stash there? {11}

rev.zen’s halloween exploits. That stuff seems like fun. {1}

You know that cool US election tracking site, Electoral Vote.com? Well, the votemaster has finally revealed his identity, and it’s none other than Andrew Tanenbaum, of “Computer Networks” fame! You may not know who this guy is, but every CS student has had one or more of his books as textbook for multiple classes. {0}