12/29/04 In two hours I leave for the beach, and won’t be back until Sunday. Be nice! {7}

“[In Christmas] nothin’ says love like weapons under the tree.”

   — rev.z3n, in Oc shoutbox {0}

Least Popular Baby Names for 2004. {0}

What’s wrong with this picture? ptr el hector {3}

Go Kermit! ptr Kitta {2}

12/28/04 “I remember when (oYo) was considered NSFW”

   — Norville Barnes, on Fark {0}

Comprehensive list of ASCII cows. Man, this brings back memories. {0}

What Crappy Gift Are You?. I’m a losing lottery ticket. “Full of hope and promise. But in the end, a cheap letdown.” ptr kari {3}

Interesting development in online social networks: There is now a Profanity Blacklist user in Slashdot. The dude uses the friend/foe system to allow people the filtering of profane motherfuckers. {0}

New Lightboxing match at Veer! Lebeda vs Waferbaby. I lurve these things. {0}

Child’s Play Part II. Watch as little fuckers diss your favorite games from childhood! {0}

12/27/04 The 100 oldest dot com domains. The mind boggles. {0}

Death toll from Asian quake tops 23,300. Damn. {1}

12/26/04 BodyBowling (swf) Very addictive game. {0}

The Face of Tomorrow. Very interesting photographic project. {2}

12/24/04 The Graphing Calculator Story. Very interesting account of a true skunkworks project at Apple. {0}

Yugoslavia’s fake Mexican music from the 50’s. This is thoroughly awesome. Check out the sample mp3’s on the album pages. {1}

Gingerbread Kama Sutra. Between this and the goatse cookies, I’m starting to notice a trend. Perverts… ptr boing boing {0}

The twelve Days of Crunch Time. A poem. Seasonal. {0}

There’s a new Frank Miller’s Sin City Trailer (qt) out, and this time Apple is doing the hosting, so it will stay. Enjoy! ptr xor {1}

12/23/04 Goatse cookies. These are thoroughly revulsive. Word of advice: If you don’t get it, don’t try to ptr Salamastre {0}

12/22/04 Dull Knife, at Witt and Wisdom, is one of the funniest stories I’ve read in a long time. {0}

Yoko Ikeno Illustration. Great style. ptr Kitta {0}

12/21/04 “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” due July 16. Just two days after my birthday! Woo! {0}

Dingo snack t-shirt. “The dingo ate your baby”… heh. ptr Bianca {0}

Sarcasm point. I love it¡ ptr rev.z3n {0}

12/20/04 Poodle aerobics (wmv) I am scarred for life… ptr boing boing {0}

For word lovers. Contains such gems as “Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease.” {0}

Crystal Corner Bar. I’d love to meet the designer who did this one. I’d buy him a beer. {4}

Threatmeter shirts. Gotta love those captions. “Terror is rampant like a rhino running! Stop the rhino!!!!!!” {0}

12/18/04 Castor (mpeg) Great ad from a Colombian cookie company (Spanish) {1}

Go Harvard. An awesome prank pulled by Yale against Harvard fans. Too bad they lost. {0}

12/17/04 I don’t know about you, but I always get some voyeuristic pleasure out of looking at other sites’ stats. So, for those interested, here are Overcaffeinated’s statistics. If you want to know what a real site’s stats look like, check out Boing Boing’s stats. For shame!! {0}

Without further ado, I give you Fire (qt) and Snow (qt) ‘Tis the season to be silly! Tralalala laaa… lala la laaaa… {0}

So, you got a chest skin graft on your leg, right? So you grow a nipple… What do you do? Have it pierced and show the world! of course… {0}

Return of a “beautiful mind”. Interesting interview with John Nash. {0}

12/16/04 Superhero dayjobs. A Worth1000 photoshop contest. {0}

Earthsea in Clorox. Ursula K. Le Guin’s response to the butchering of her books. {2}

I will survive (qt) Sung by an alien. ptr Luna {1}

The Firefox NYT ad just ran, and is quite a sight to behold (Also in PDF format) {0}

Let’s start the day off on a good note. Here, have a flying dog. Cuuute! {0}

12/15/04 It’s a Wonderful Life in 30 seconds. Reenacted by bunnies. Ritalin… is bad, kids ptr Chris {0}

Batman Begins trailer (qt/wmv) Woo!!! {0}

All about my free bleeding. Seriously. I’m like… the Dr. Livingstone of PMS {0}

Don’t ask how, but I’ve recently been made aware of the existence of alternative menstrual management products. I’m utterly flabbergasted by The DivaCup and The Keeper. Female hygiene is a dreadful, horrid, mystery-filled world… {6}

Pierced Eyeglasses. They’re glasses… hooked up to a bridge piercing. Genius! So that’s how Morpheus did it… {1}

Female soldier stationed in Iraq takes naked pictures of herself to send home, fails to delete them properly (nsfw) ‘Cause we all know how these things have a tendency of never making it into the internet… (Very nsfw, kind of hardcore-ish) {4}

12/14/04 Googlism: what is a clitoris? “A clitoris is not a little penis” Contemporary wisdom… {0}

Sensitive Subject: A Valentine’s Day reminder. Ok, I’m making this Clitoris day. Because we all know it deserves a day of its very own. {3}

Don’t ignore the clitoris. Good advice on a shirt. ptr el hector {0}