01/30/04 Britney’s nipples take the night off. I knew there was something amiss! {0}

Baby Panda Overbearing cuteness. get it? overbearing? ‘cause they’re… damn. {0}

80’s Seiko watch with Basic programmable keyboard. What the hell were they thinking? {0}

01/29/04 X-Men are starting to crop up. Weeeeird. {0}

01/28/04 Pictures of me. From the infamous shaven head episode. The video is kind of funny when you consider that I filmed it because I didn’t know what that button did… {0}

Website Mixmaster. Nifty! {0}

01/27/04 Shoot your TV. It’s funny and educational! And it has guns. Guns are cool. {0}

01/26/04 Apple’s 20th anniversary re-release of the classic Ridley Scott’s “1984” ad. Funny… I’d have sworn iPods weren’t around back then. Oh, well. At least they didn’t make Greedo shoot first - ptr Elroy {0}

Everything Japanese Encyclopedia. Excellent resource. Check out the samurai related nodes. And, for future reference: it’s seppuku, not hara-kiri {0}

Screw product reviews! I want to buy an MG car based solely on this ad (qt) ptr Carlos {0}

01/25/04 The Visual Thesaurus. Very interesting java based 3d representation of word relationships. {0}

“Deux pieds”. Nice music video animation. {0}

Wine in a can. There’s something fundamentally wrong with this. {0}

01/23/04 Periodic Table Display. Interesting stuff. Check out the element descriptions. ptr Elroy {0}

01/22/04 PSA: Next time you hook up over the internet, make sure you’re really talking to a girl. Don’t end up like this guy. {0}

Maybe it’s true that diamonds are a girl’s best friend. {0}

01/21/04 This is what I think of your truck (mov) {0}

Penguin-ball! (swf) ptr Ramón {0}

Stars wars car. This is mind-bogglingly cool ptr Liz {0}

Upgraded CMS to Movable Type 2.66 for extra protection against comment spammers. If you see anything wrong and/or twitchy holler. {0}

01/20/04 Trans-for-mers! More than meets the eye! (swf) {0}

Smoke Kills (fl) ptr vladimir {0}

CSS Pencils. It’s madness I tell you! {0}

Could You Win the National Spelling Bee? 10/10 — I’m so educamacated, it’s scary. {0}

01/17/04 Sidewalk chalk art. Amazing. {0}

Playmate Bloopers. (nsfw) {0}

01/16/04 Cute bats! {0}

There is a line. Admittedly, I have no idea where the line actually is. I do know this crosses it, though. Definitely. {0}

Buy dehydrated water. Certainly an… interesting product. {0}

01/15/04 QTVR of Mars. Fresh out of Spirit’s cameras. {0}

FuckU-FuckMe. The FAQ for this thing makes scary amounts of sense… {0}

01/14/04 Insult, swear, cuss and curse in 133 languages! yay for cultural diversity! {0}

01/13/04 The latest strongbad e-mail is funny!. {0}

Screw the Mario 3 guy. Take a look at this game of Tetris. (mp) {0}

01/12/04 Script for The princess Bride. I love this movie. “My name is Iñigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!!” {0}

Angels among us. (nsfw) {0}

Cool Chrysler concept cars. Hopefully they’ll improve quality. I wants me one of those nifty rescue Jeeps… yesss… {0}

01/10/04 tacky wrist watches. Bad taste is atemporal. {0}

Postmodernism Generator. Having trouble with your lit crit homework? Reload and submit. {0}

Fun With Names. Something about this just tickles my funny bone. {0}

01/09/04 Does the US government give a damn about the bill of rights anymore? Seems not. {0}

Time to see if a blind monkey on an acid trip can really do better than those plastic surgeons: rearrange Jacko’s face!. Oh, god! The goggles! They do nothing! {0}

Drawing during an LSD trip. “Patient makes the last half-a-dozen strokes of the drawing while running back and forth across the room”. HAH! {0}

The IRC Bible. Logs of Revelation. {0}

Best of b3ta 2003. Share the weirdness. {0}

01/08/04 Software app for making paper airplanes. {0}

Hacking Las Vegas. Thought I’d throw in a classic for those who haven’t seen it. {0}

01/07/04 e2 entry on methods of interrogation. Interesting. {0}

Powers of ten. Increasing zooms into the Earth starting from 10 million light years away. {0}

Best 80’s commercials. {0}