Valentine’s day. Pffffftt! Right now, there are happy couples everywhere having nice dinners and eating flowers or whatever happy couples do this time of year. It’s out there. You can’t look around and not see a heart shaped chocolate box telling you what you should be doing to please that special someone and live happily ever after. Hell, if there was a sad, pathetic, maniacally-depressed-lonely-guys day, do you think we would go and rub it in your faces with ads and shotgun-shaped Vodka bottles??? No! the hell we would! we’d have the decency to stay home, hook on the computer and sulk in privacy… Which is mainly what we do today… Damn. Maybe this is our day. Got to celebrate. Where’s the beer?

Shit, that felt good. Well, good luck to all you guys who do have someone to exchange oddly shaped chocolate boxes with today. I guess I’ll pop a Smiths album in the stereo and get nicely drunk now. Bye.

— sergio on February 14, 2003