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Lap dances used for torture

Newest torture methods at Guantanamo: lapdances, handjobs. MUAAAHA HA HAA HA!!!!

Luna spake thus:

Noooo! Here come the mini skirt and go-go boots wearing officers!!

Wait…does that mean that Xuxa is some sort of Major in Guantanamo?

sergio spake thus:

I’d like to be interrogated by Xuxa…

- “Talk! talk!”
- “Nooooo! I need more interrogation! More!”
- “I’ll have to get rough with you!”
- “YES, YES, Spank me! I’ve been baaaad prisoner!”

I can imagine it…

Luna spake thus:

What if she makes you dance and jump all day instead?

sergio spake thus:

Long as she jumps along…

/bouncing Xuxa… mmmm

Luna spake thus:

Ah, yeah, I’d forgotten about the Baywatch effect. How silly of me!