Today’s comic is shameless fan service.

That said, I was very surprised when DOA3: Extreme Beach Volleyball was announced. Finally, we have a game that openly caters to our lowest voyeuristic fantasies, as well as our unhealthy fascination with fictional characters! Given my ages-old, platonic and *secret* love for Wonder Woman, I welcome this new age of openness with glee!

Think about the implications: at last, we can sing the praises of pornography in public! We can admit that we don’t empty the cache of our browsers because of security! Tell the one you love how that Google search she saw on the auto-complete feature for “Anna Nicole’s humongous floaters” wasn’t really an investigation on safety devices! Come on! let’s start the revolution! I’ll get the ball rolling by confessing that I don’t floss, *don’t give a rat’s ass* about Playboy’s articles and used to torture cats by throwing them 12 feet in the air!! (it’s true: they always fall on their feet — unless you tie their legs together) Ok. Your turn. Confess. Shout it into the wind. Open yourself! Rock the place! Get freaking crazy!

…

… any time now…

… anyone?

… damn.

— sergio on September 10, 2003