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Girlfriend's nose
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dude, just watch your steps.
I’ve done it on my SO, some times to bug her and she did got angry, hehe
Nostrils eh? Other than “hygiene” Why bother with fingering them when you can stick your fingers somewhere else… and I don’t mean for “hygiene”… >:D
Now THAT is what SOs are really for.
(Kitta, I aim to beat your nastay-ness with my uber skills of being nastay)
I once had a co-worker who bragged about “ear-f’ing’ his girlfriend. Besides thinking he was quite odd, I figured that, as a joke, someone had convinced him that having a VERY SMALL tool was somehow a badge of honor..
I’ve never really considered picking a girl’s nose before, so it never came up with any of my ex’s. I did used to run with one girl who would occassionally feel the urge to put objects (like beans, candy, pills) in her nostril and shoot them across the room. She never actually did it (that I’m aware of), but always wanted to.
If you really want to piss of your SO, lick your finger until wet while she sees, and then stick it unto her ear.
She will throw slaps, screams and all kind of agresions at you, but you gets loads of fun with it as long as she doesnt tears your nose off.
The joy of SO nose picking is this: Shock Value. I’ve done it to maybe every single one of my ladies and plenty of my gal-pals.
The situation is this, your sitting together, say in a cliche coffee shop setting, you are listening to her talk and she is about to round up her point when WHAM your rebuttle is the attempt to stick your pinky in her nose. Not only does this make for great comedy, it is also a fantatic diffuser when the topic gets tense.
There is nothing quite sexual about it. Just silliness.
I can’t believe this. I just came across you nose interesting while cruising the
internet. I’ve had that interest for years
and finally have found a place to act
out my fantasy. Prostitutes. Sounds weird but they’ve been clean and I act surprised to realize it’s a turn on since I tell them I’ve never done this before. They seen to prefer it to other things and like being able to fill a need. It’s warm and moist sort of like a much smaller version of another part of a womans anatomy
Well, since I asked the question I should be first to post something: I have done this in the past, but just reading about it made me want to do it again…
The problem? I don’t have a SO anymore. Hoooowever, I shall be going out with the ex-SO for drinks in a while. And to tell the truth, I want to try. Damn.
Decisions… decisions.